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Happy Birthday, Chester!

Apr 4th, 2007 by Lynne

Fifteen years ago today, I got up early and discovered that Frances, the pregnant mama cat I’d found on an icy cold day a month or so earlier, had just given birth to three kittens: an orange male, a gray female, and a HUGE beige male. The beige kitten — temporarily and inappropriately named Buffy — was at least twice the size of the others. I eventually found homes for the two of them but kept the beige kitten and his mother.

It wasn’t until six months later that I realized Chester had been born without a voice. I’d always thought he was just a jerk of a kitten who was forever hissing at me. I found out that his mother couldn’t really meow, either. In moments of great agitation, she would let out a little squeak, but Chester can’t do even that much. He talks a LOT — just in a whisper.

The vet tells us Chester is perfectly healthy and in amazing shape for a cat of his age. Sergeant John’s fitness program certainly deserves some of the credit for that. :-)

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6 Responses to “Happy Birthday, Chester!”

  1. on 06 Apr 2007 at 10:36 am1Kate S

    Aww… poor little misunderstood kitty. :) Give him a “happy birthday” scratch under the chin for me.

  2. on 06 Apr 2007 at 6:27 pm2Lynne

    I will, Kate! :-) He may bite me for it, but that’s just part of his charm.

  3. on 07 Apr 2007 at 11:06 am3John

    You forgot the quotation marks around “charm”!

    I just love his weighed-and-found-wanting stare.

  4. on 09 Apr 2007 at 11:58 pm4Edie

    Poor Chester. Good thing he and his momma found a home with you.

    I wish my kitty wouldn’t talk quite so much or so loudly, but I’m glad she has a voice.

  5. on 13 Apr 2007 at 6:05 pm5Lynne

    Chester has a way of making you question your worth as a person. You get this feeling that you just aren’t doing enough to make him happy. ;-)

  6. on 13 Apr 2007 at 6:05 pm6Lynne

    I’m always amazed, Edie, at how different cat voices are. Some almost sound like they’re singing.

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